me: This is your house?
Matt: Yeah why, did you expect a dungeon or castle? pfft
me: i mean kind of, i thought you all lived in dark danky places.
Matt: listen princess this is not the dark ages. we are more ...civilized.
me: If you don't want to get hurt, don't call me princess again.
Matt: (whatever)
Matt: Anyways come meet the other members that live here.
me: Lead the way.
Matt: Meet Mika and Meko Crenzo. The Twins. They are the most ruthless assassins I've ever met. But don't be fooled. They can turn anything into a competition. Even women.
Me: Well don't worry about me. I don't have time for that. Too busy trying to stay alive here.
Matt: Right.
Matt: This is Crystalis Laterni. Don't bother her, and she won't bother you.
Me: Right, is this everyone?
Matt: Pretty much, we are whats left of our families. The organization wiped us out because we wanted to preserve and protect you.
Sheesh he makes it seem like i need to be in a museum.
Matt: Come on, ill show you to your room.
Matt: Its not much, but you can decorate it as you like. Money is no object.
Me: Ill say, this room needs a little touch, it looks soo..dull.
Matt: It was mine.
Me: Oh. and this money is no object nonsense no thank you, i would like to earn my keep. I can easily find a job.
Matt: Oh yeah and how are you going to stay protected if you are out in the open working hmm?
Me: Aren't you suppose to be my protectors, then protect me. Thats your job isn't it.
Matt:....fine. Find a job, one of us will be wherever you are at all times. On your days off i will train you. Cant have you being all helpless.
Me: yes master.
Matt:.......
lol. Cute. Matt is a hottie. Nice update.
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